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God jul

2008-12-21T05:31:00.000-08:00

Best christmas lights in Denmark: www.ganlosejul.dk
Enjoy

Selling out

2008-05-19T03:38:00.000-07:00

We (born to die in the gutter) got contacted by an independent record company from hollywood that wants one of our songs on their next punk compilation CD. This is great, cause I'm only in it for the money and even though this won't bring in any money, selling out in hollywood is always a good start!

Trip to Vienna

2008-05-08T00:49:00.000-07:00

So, me and Alex came home from the rebellion festival in Vienna a couple of weeks ago. The rebellion is a punk festival which is twice a year. This time it was in Vienna, and we were pretty shocked to say the least over the large presence of nazis there. They all came to see two nationalistic English bands. Alex sent an e-mail to the Arena (the venue) complaining how they could let nazis in when they had a massive sign saying 'no dogs, no bottles, no facists inside'. The arena came with alot of shitty excuses and say that there were no nazis. Funny thing that the comments on the news page in which they also stated that there were no nazis there, alot of nazis posted comments saying, 'yes, we were there'. It's all pretty weird

friendliest bar in town

2008-03-18T06:15:00.000-07:00

yo sister

2008-03-07T06:42:00.000-08:00

Happy birthday. May you enjoy this day and have many nutty flavoured joyous events on this fine friday!

montreal instead of toronto

2008-02-23T14:55:00.000-08:00

we have now left toronto for good, and are in montreal. we took the bus up today, after having spent a day and a half in toronto sorting out last stuff, like shipping, passport, bank etc. we had a nice time with the rand/maize and are very grateful to jason and angus for their help with shipping. we will stay in montreal until tuesday, and then we are flying out to gatwick, england, were we will spend some days in rugby and some days in london, before i head off home to oslo and my parents.

post 111

2008-02-13T07:55:00.001-08:00

i thought you might like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2GyGv-RqFM&NR=1

it's too obvious

Hunting ghosts - part 1

2008-01-28T10:11:00.000-08:00

So, as you all know, our appartment here in Copenhagen is haunted. It's most likely a poltergeist which is here as lights and the water in the bathroom has been turned on by itself as well as one incident with a door moving. Knocking on doors (in the middle of the night when nobody is up) and loud sounds have been heard from my room.

Me and some friends, who also find the subject interesting, have long talked about having a séance, to try to make contact with the spirit(s). I was talking to Helene (the singer in the shitty punk band I play in) and she was up for it on saturday. Our method for this night with be EVP (Electronic voice phenomenon), which is recording ghosts on a tape. We will basically turn on a tape recorder, recording everything we say, with 'white noise' from the TV playing in the background. We'll ask a set of questions, leaving spaces inbetween the questions, for the ghosts to reply.

I don't really know if we expect to get anything else than a good scare out of this... I'll be back with results later on

Winterwonderland

2008-01-26T09:25:00.000-08:00

These last two weeks have been tiring. Horselogging is hard work and my hands and fingers hurt from holding the lines so tight and trying to control the horses. It is going a lot better though, and these two weeks things have been good. The first week I had lots of trouble with Lady, but she is much better with me now. Now it is more Skip and Pride that is causing trouble. But there is definitely improvement. On Thursday I suggested we’d take Pride and Skip out, which Rolf was hesitant to do since Skip is so hyper. It worked well for the first hour or so until I lost the lines and they ran back to the truck with the log behind them. I could not get them to go back into the forest after that. I froze my ass off while waiting for Rolf to finish cutting and come down to help me get the horses back into the forest. Skip was being a real pain, and he was difficult with Rolf as well. Eventually they got back in again, but they were causing trouble for most of the rest of the day. I was exhausted at the end of the day from being angry at them. Skip even ran over both Rolf and Tyler, luckily without stepping on any of them. I think we have to take Skip and Lady on Monday since Pride lost a shoe, and Penny’s harness is still broken. I think Skip is a bit better with Lady since she is the highest ranking horse and is very calm. But I have to give both Skip and Pride some credit, cos they did work well together when they weren’t giving me hassle. The picture is of one of the pigs up here. They are so cute in the morning when I come to the barn at 7 am, snoring and sleeping.

Americans are NOT stupid

2008-01-20T09:24:00.000-08:00

A friend of mine sent me a link to this youtube clip that I think you all should check out. It's pretty far out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

reclaim the word

2008-01-13T08:31:00.000-08:00

Gay, a word is commonly used for homosexual. This means that people often think of you as a homophobe if you say something's gay! I intend to reclaim this word! Who's with me??

Gay: cheery: bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer; "a cheery hello"; "a gay sunny room"; "a sunny smile"

Updates from up north

2008-01-11T13:43:00.000-08:00

We haven’t done much horselogging this week. The first day some potential horseloggers came by and we (Rolf, not me) talked to them for a while. On Tuesday after lunch, the horses decided to strike. The weather here is quite warm, so there is shit loads of water in the forest, and the horses refused to cross a creek into the forest so we couldn’t do any skidding. Penny even fell on her bum in the creek, which she didn’t like. On Wednesday, the weather was really bad and too windy to do any logging, so Rolf and I just repaired feeders at the barn. Betty was around us all the time while we were building her feeder, which was quite interesting. She didn’t mind the hammering, but got scared by the chainsaw. Yesterday we did get to do some proper horselogging. I got to use the chainsaw for a bit to de-limb some trees, and then I did lots of skidding with Skip and Lady. It is quite hard work, but going up hill the horses almost pull you up with them. I did have rather a lot of problems getting them to turn around on the landing and go back down into the forest. They just didn’t wanna do what I was trying to tell them to, which is also probably because I don’t know what I am doing yet. I have today (Friday), Saturday and Sunday off. But apparently I am supposed to feed the horses on the weekend as well, which I did not know was part of the deal. No way am I going in to a pen with five hungry big horses. Someone else will have to deal with that instead.
And I just wanted to mention how beautiful my walk to work was yesterday. It was cold and clear and fresh snow and lots of animal tracks I could follow. It was very nice and calm. I hope it wasn’t the hybrid dog/wolf that had got loose……

The random picture is a mousetrap haliburton style

Haliburton Forest

2008-01-06T16:23:00.000-08:00

so we have moved up to Haliburton forest, and we are living right next to the wolf centre. each morning we can see out to the wolves. we even got to see a feeding today, although not from our apartment. tomorrow i start work, horselogging. i start at 6:30 in the morning, so we'll see how that goes.
more stories to come later.....

christmas eve in toronto, 2007

2007-12-24T18:35:00.000-08:00

first christmas without my family. was still a very good and calm christmas eve though. we started the day with breakfast at the rainbow cafe on church street, bought two presents, food shopping and bought mandelgave. then spent the rest of the day inside, cooking, relaxing, waiting for my parents to come on skype. which they did in the end, and we eventually got the webcam to work. was definitely one of the highlights of christmas eve, but so was the treasure hunt laurence had done for me, and the roast dinner, and the rice pudding. i was pleased with the rice pudding from a tin, who knew it was just made from risotto rice though. we had a good christmas eve, and tomorrow we are going up to the farm in barrie with the rand/maize family. and we are gonna try out my new snowshoes and gaiters. very exciting. hope everyone had a good christmas eve like i did. thanks very much christians for inventing this holiday, even though jesus was born in june. and thank fuck i haven't had to work in retail this year, and have been comfortably sheltered from the commercial christmas hassle.
happy holidays everyone

more winter

2007-12-18T09:33:00.000-08:00

on sunday it snowed. it snowed all day and it had snowed all night. it was beautiful. walked over to danforth and broadview to meet amanda for lunch and it was so nice. it was so white, clean, quite and hardly any cars were out. toronto was quiet. and there was even skiiers in the middle of the city. i had such a good sunday. i love the snow so much and it makes me so happy. especially since the cars don't dare to venture outside.
and besides that and the snow, I now am a master in forest conservation. No more school. finally.

winter

2007-12-13T17:20:00.000-08:00

winter has finally arrived in toronto, with snowballs and hiding of all the ice underneath the snow. This means that people fall around on the pavement and the roads. In the last two days, I have witnessed two people fall on their arse. both times i turn around automatically and asks if they are alright, but both times they have been listening to music and cannot hear me. the second girl looked weird at me and seemed like she was desperately trying to get on her feet before anybody noticed she had fallen over. maybe it is just the fact that people are not used to strangers talking to them on the streest. what was the point of this post again?

100 posts

2007-12-07T04:39:00.000-08:00

I read somewhere that we have 99 posts, so I guess this is number 100! Yey! While I'm at it I think we should sell out and ahve some adds up on our page! How about some adds for massive dildos?

new song lyrics....feedback please

2007-11-09T09:15:00.000-08:00

I thought I'd spice the blog up with some lyric me and snorre wrote one night after having been in an orgie of cheap finnish vodka and red wine... enjoy!

Raping a goat

I raped a goat in the street last night
It was sweet, and horny, and moist and tight
Its hairy goat anus was pure delight
I fucked it doggystyle and it was the perfect height

Chorus:
I love goat raping
when the anus is gaping
The jizz flows like wine
Beastiality's mighty fine

My favourit anal prolaps is when it's interspecies
My pumping purple cock is coverd with bloody feaces
My goats rectal gland is broken into pieces
Interspecies erotica makes me feel like my pal jesus

Chorus:
I love goat raping
when the anus is gaping
The jizz flows like wine
Beastiality's mighty fine

musical career through the roof

2007-10-28T04:51:00.000-07:00

well, mayhaps not through the roof, but I have been told that one of our recordings will be on a new danish punk rock compilation called "full af lort" which translates into full of shit. This is indeed exciting

shitty piece of crappy work

2007-09-12T15:07:00.000-07:00

i am so fed up with this project i have been working on this summer. it was great this summer, and i had a great time with the people there, but the data they have given me is so shit. the numbers don't add up, then i have to fix that, then fix the maps, and it is taking fucking ages. how can they expect me to map trees when there is no address and all it says for address is "major back of house next door to purple house"????? such shitty piece of work

music update

2007-08-18T07:40:00.000-07:00

Big news about everybodys favourite hardcore punk'n roll band, born to die in the gutter!
A song has been put up on our page (I'm not a part of this since I was in oslo when it was recorded). The song sounds pretty good and is about our love for cops...or, not really.
We'll be going back to the studio for two days at the end of august + we're having our first gig ever on saturday at some punk festival in roskilde. I'll only play the last few songs, as I don't know the new ones yet, however, I'm sure we'll manage to get drunk and play like shit...haha
www.myspace.com/borntodieinthegutterdk

bc and big trees

2007-08-15T23:19:00.000-07:00

i am in bc now, learning about trees. so you can already guess what this blog post will be about. we started off in vacouver and went to see a research forest just outside vancouver. they had some huge trees, i guess some of the biggest i have ever seen. vancouver also has an amazing park, stanley park, with some really big trees. it is so different from ontario, and there are a bunch of new trees that i haven't seen before,such as douglas fir, subalpine fir, western red cedar, bigleaf maple, vine maple, douglas maple and western serviceberry. tomorrow we are off to alberta. and i almost forgot to mention that we have seen lots of trees that are dead because of the mountain pine beetle.

Windsor and Detroit

2007-07-16T07:06:00.000-07:00

this weekend we got on the bus to windsor to see louise. for those of you who don't know, windsor is in the south of ontario and just across the river from detroit. so ofcourse we had to go to the detroit. i would not recommend going to detroit. downtown detroit is full of empty buildings and there is literally nothing there. everything has moved out of the city centre. it was rather sad. so after having realised this we got in the car and headed to ann arbor instead. at least there was people around and not so many empty buildings. america is a very strange country. the weekend also included a saturday night in a hot tub with too many beers, and sunday afternoon skinny dipping in lake eire. a very good weekend.

A little something from my poetic ego

2007-06-27T11:34:00.000-07:00

Here's a little something I wrote the other night when I couldn't sleep. It's about burning flags and whatnot. Hope you like it!

I burned a flag in the street last night
It stood for greed and war and might
The glowing red flames filled me with delight
The American flag burns oh so bright

It is a symbol of a real sick thought
That bliss and happiness really can be bought
Accept this ignorance I will not
Instead I say it must be fought

So I’ll burn that flag again today
I’ll do it despite your deepest dismay
I’ll do it no matter what you might say
And hope that someone will hear me pray

If things don’t change in the world real soon
It won’t be the flag that the flames will consume
I will wait until the next full moon
The flickering flames will be my funeral tune

R.I.P. Dumpster buggey thingy

2007-06-23T04:05:00.000-07:00

I saw a sad sight yesterday when I was checking the backyard for trash others had thrown out. Right beside a vapouerizer (I'm not joking, there was one, donno what it is, but it was a weird looking machine which had vapourizer written on it) was out beloved dumpster buggey thingy:(

I love the police state of DK, part 2

2007-06-08T10:53:00.000-07:00

This is pretty old news, but I'll post it anyways...just to keep the blog alive...

The time was about 4:28, on the 4th of may (the night of my birthday). We had all been out having a few beers and decided to split up and go home. A fridn of mine leaves and moons us on his way down the street. I do the polite thing and moon him back, and naturally a cop car drives by as I'm doing this. They stop to get my name and all the technical stuff they need to give me a ticket. A couple of weeks later, I get a letter from them with a fine for 600 kr for disturbing the public peace (what a load...but whatever). Since I have a low income I have the right to get it reduced to 300. I get the papers needed from the government to get show that I have a low income and go down to the local police station to hand them in (I had already called the cops to see if I could do this instead of sending the papers to the main police office). They tell me to go up to the 3rd floor where the cops are like...WTF, we have nothing to do with this. They give me the phone number and the address of where I need to hand in the papers. I then call them and they tell me I need a new set of government papers. I finally managed to get hold of the other set of papers and got them delivered at the office. I'm now waiting for a reply from them. I guess I just wanna say how much I love this GODDAM FUCKING burocratic nonsense and the extreme lack of knowledge from all the cops I've talked to. They didn't even know the name of the papers I was suppose to get from the government!!! Am I suppose to just call 'someone' in the government and ask for 'some' papers....???

testing, testing, testing

2007-06-04T21:25:00.000-07:00

this is a test to see who and how many actually reads this blog, so if you read this, please place a comment.
thank you very much

annoyed with toronto.....again

2007-05-23T15:46:00.000-07:00

so the g8 is coming up soon in germany. does that mean that we should not bother protesting here in toronto? apparently so. went to ask X in kensing to see what they had planned, or if they knew what other people had planned. they had no clue. what the fuck is that about. i guess i have to have my own little protest. i am so sick of the lack of activism and protesting that is going on in this city. on women's day, the protest was in the weekend, instead of the day it was actually on, cos people have to work, and that is the only thing that matters. they need to see that there is more to life than work, and more going on in the world. stupid torontians.

I love the police state of DK

2007-05-15T00:46:00.000-07:00

I was at christiania yesterday before the 'rioting' propperly started. Being in pusherstreet with a friend of mine (needless to say hungover as fuck) when the cops come running in. People run away down pusherstreet and all take a right down by the statue of liberty. Me having bad experience with following the crowd when running from the cops (+ I heard that the cops were comming from that side as well) keep on running straight down pusherstreet as pretty much the only person. At the end of pusherstreet, cops came from the left to try to cut me off and I hear them yelling, that guy is masked. They were referring to my scarf which I had on. The danish law states that even if I don't use it to mask myself, they can arrest me. I don't even have to have it on, they could arrest me if it's just on me. Again, I don't even have to be in a demo, as long as they suspect I'm going to one. It all makes sence and it sortof seems like they were just out to arrest someone when they tried to get me cause of such a poor reason. Again, hurray for denmark

stupid neighbours

2007-04-06T20:16:00.000-07:00

the neighbours upstairs are playing really really bad music again. one can go insane from less. actually the music just stopped. wonder how long that will last. just as long as they don't continue to play black stupid gansta music, or whatever it is called. was gonna call it "n....." music, but thought i'd better not offend anyone. even though i guess not many people are still reading this blogg, except for the three of us. and yes, they did put their music back on again. fucking stupid neighbours, someone has work to do.

The Nazi Zombie Terrorists

2007-03-20T03:56:00.000-07:00

Check out our newest Hitler tribute band...
http://www.myspace.com/nazizombieterrorists

new song is finally up after technical difficulties

2007-03-19T00:12:00.000-07:00

Check out www.myspace.com/magesaar for our new song. It's called Spy på disco (puke at the dicso) which is something we all can relate to. It sounds horrible, but the lyrics are pretty cool!

translating modkraft.dk

2007-03-04T07:55:00.000-08:00

We are currently translating modkraft.dk news updates about the events in copenhagen into english.
www.emoware.org/ungdomshuset.asp

Ungdomshuset

2007-03-01T05:43:00.000-08:00

The cops landed with a helicopter on ungdomshuset today and sent a squad from the anti-terror department into ungdomshuset while the street was completely blocked by cops. The house is now taken. A few people have been run over by cop cars and abit more than 70 have been arrested (more to come I guess). I guess there will be more riots as well. The politicians and the cops can't seriously expect to do this with absolutely no consequences. Anyways, I guess there's only one more thing to say...ACAB!

good memories

2007-02-27T14:11:00.000-08:00

Some years ago when I lived in norway, we were filming a movie for our school which ended in the cops comming with bulletproofvests and guns. Some people though our movie was a propper fight between two gangs and called the cops. Anyways. Rorys, on of my friends who were there, his dads friends girlfriend was the police chief at that department at the time, and she has told her boyfriend that this little incident cost the Bærum Police department 500 000. This is probably one of the most insane achievments of our OIS years

monbiot on 911 conspiracy nuts

2007-02-21T06:44:00.000-08:00

sorry emil, george isn't a fan ;]

http://www.monbiot.com/archives/2007/02/20/bayoneting-a-scarecrow/

and these people think
dumpster diving is gross. shame for them. elsewhere some airline practically tells their bankrupt employees tp dumpster dive

update from toronto

2007-02-19T13:52:00.000-08:00

I thought i'd better post something, since it has been a while. Toronto has been good to us these last couple of weeks. on saturday we went on a demo against israeli apartheid and to boycott Indigo and chapters (two major bookstores here in canada). The major shareholders of these bookstores have created a fund so volunteers (who are not israeli citizens) can join the israeli army. the protest was even allowed to walk along bloor street. there were three people with israeli flad following the protest on the other side of the street. they apparently could not gather more anti support than that.
yesterday we went skiing with kathleen and lorien. was good, but very windy some places which made it really cold. laurence is getting very good at skiing. this week is reading week for me, so i will take a break from the forestry building (much needed break).

Containerraid TV

2007-02-07T01:06:00.000-08:00

The sweedish people called me today and they're gonna come here and film me for 3 days. So far
they have some english freegans, some people who make stuff from trash. Apparently I'm suppose to be the political /provokativ person in the show...haha

stupid blooger

2007-02-04T16:04:00.000-08:00

why did google have to mess the whole stupid thing up so now we all gotta sign in with stupid google accounts which half of us don't even have. stupid google, making everyone get google accounts they don't even want. grrrr. coercing corporate fucks. google was supposed to be not evil. i guess they fell to the dark side of capitalism the moment they floated on the stockmarket. their profits might be soaring but their morals have sank like a poop that doesn't float. you know the ones. lars von (can't spell his last name) taught me that they're bad. or was it the other way around?

rotten, that's what it is.

forestry stuff (sorry, got a bit carried away)

2007-02-01T18:55:00.001-08:00

that is great emil. there is not much interesting stuff like that happening here. too busy at uni (and rather sick of it). although there was quite an interesting panel discussion about how to best emulate natural disturbances so to best manage for biodiversity and timber. what gets me though, is all this academia. i know we need academia to come up with all the clever stuff so that politicians and natural resource managers can make the best decisions. but what good is it when they say that we need to keep more snags cos it is better for biodiversity. sure, that is right, but how about telling that to the loggers out there and the MNR. they are not gonna jeopardies the safety of the workers when logging is already such a dangerous occupation and people die of snags. but since the forestry industry in ontario only contribute to 2% of the total "income" of the province, maybe we should just shut it all down and make it all into reserves. i mean, 2% is hardly anything compared to BC's 34%. so just make the whole of ontarios boreal into one big reserve, that is my best suggestion.

free trade

2007-02-01T11:25:00.000-08:00

I've started working at the fair trade shop. It's actually pretty cool even though I don't get money for it. All I do is serve coffe and cakes and bake the cakes and sell cloths. They asked me today if I wanted to be in the fair trade group that decides what to buy and makes connections and stuff like that. I guess I've managed to charm them. Also, I got two nostrils piercings today. yey. I'm up to 15 now

containerraiding

2007-01-25T06:31:00.000-08:00

I mailed the sweedish TV people that I still lived in copenhagen and still containerraided, and they called me a talked to me about my trash habbits. They were really interrested in going on a raid with me, my girlfriend (cause I told them that she thought it was disgusting and that I've converted more people, such as you guys into thinking it's good) and a few of my friends. They thought it was really interesting that
I thought I could convert my girlfriend into thinking differently about it. anywho, they'll get back to me about what the producers think of it

fair trade think tank

2007-01-22T00:17:00.000-08:00

I was at a meeting with the people who run "folkekirkens nødhjelps" fair trade shop the other day cause I'm gonna start doing some volunteer work their. Apparently they have tons of other smaller projects going on. One of these is a fairtrtade think tank. After having told them about my school, my bachelor project and my focus in my education, they asked me if I waned to be the leader of this think tank cause they thought I was best qualifed. I said I'd think about it. pretty fair out!

2 new songs from magesår

2007-01-17T04:03:00.000-08:00

Two new songs have been made by the drunk band magesår! One of them is a techno thing with beer lyrics and the other is a song about why we don't like the Lapps (samer) in norway. The latter has probably one of the greatest lyrics written by magesår. It's nazi lyrics all the norwegians can relate to!
We also have our own myspace page now:
http://www.myspace.com/magesaar

RIP scooby doo

2007-01-10T08:46:00.000-08:00

iwao takamoto, the creator of scooby doo, just died

regiciders will miss him greatly..

Iwao Takamoto is dead

2007-01-09T15:05:00.000-08:00

The 81 year old guy, Iwao Takamoto, who was the man behind Scooby Doo died in LA the 9th of a stroke. I hope we will all honor his memory by watching more Scooby Doo. I know me and
Sofie will! R.I.P Iwao Takamoto

phoebe

2006-12-22T06:32:00.000-08:00

we went for a long walk with phoebe today, all the way down to cc vest. that dog is not very intelligent. first of all, she'll beg for food, and jump for it, but won't jump for her own dog food. and she is scared of all other dogs. poor little doggy.....:)

demonstration for ungdomshuset

2006-12-17T11:47:00.000-08:00

There was a demonstration for ungdomshuset yesterday in copenhagen. It got stopped by the cops after 300 meters cause people were masked. It turned into a big riot cause the cops started arresting everyone. One guy died today cause he got run over by a cop car during the demo (yes, they drove straight into the demo with their cars). I've tried to find stuff on the news about it but all I can find is "this is gonna become expensive for the tax payers cause so much stuff got smashed..."

demo for ungeren

2006-12-17T09:27:00.000-08:00

There was a demonstration for ungdomshuset yesterday. It became a massive riot after the cops stopped the entire demonstration after 300 meters and started arresting people. They were butal as usual and I was just told that one guy died after getting run over by a police car (yes, they drove their cars right into the demonstration). I tried to find anything about this on the online news, but the only stuff I could find was "this is gonna be expensive for the tax payers cause so mu stuff got smashed"...

william shatner and che guevara???

2006-12-15T14:41:00.000-08:00

this is just a little story about the very intelligent people in my class.....a girl made a comment about a che guevara t-shirt. she thought it was a t-shirt of william shatner.....honestly, how dumb can you get? especially when you have a t-shirt like that yourself.......

ungdomshuset

2006-12-12T13:39:00.000-08:00

it is getting closer and closer the closure of ungdomshuset. I just wanna wish them good luck; they have all our mental support. shame we can't be there. hope they crush faderhuset.

ACAB

2006-12-08T22:13:00.001-08:00

I was on my way home tonight, and offcourse started people giving me shit. Nothing new there. I asked them why they were giving me shit and they said I was ugly (great reason fuckers!). One of them was really threatening and his girlfriend had to hold him back. I started walking faster, and tried to ignore to reing of food they threw after me. A cop car showed up in the horizon and I thought I was safe so I picked some of the food up from the ground and ate it. The cops stopped and the people started saying that I was the one throwing stuff after them. before I knew it I was surrounded by 6 cops which I had to explain what happened to. They didn't belive me, and when I asked them if they believed me, they said, we believe you if you go home... anyways. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, whem the people who are suppose to protect me from getting my ass kicked from ignorant pieces of shit, are the ones accusing me?? I already talked to the anarchist black chros (ABC) and they told me that I couldn't really do anything without witnesses. The this is that all the people who asw is were told to "move along" by our beloved fuckers in blue! May they all burn in hell and and get anally raped! Fucking facists!

Proud big sister

2006-11-28T05:39:00.000-08:00

I just have to write a post about how proud i am of my brother's musical abilities, especially when it comes to writing amazingly intellectual lyrics about coffee and chicks

another song

2006-11-26T03:54:00.000-08:00

another song has just been recorded by my awsome (haha) band. This one is a garage song about coffe and chicks! I know this sounds like a weird mix, but it all works out. some people might think the text is a bit odd, but it works nicely! It was offcourse recorded under the influence of alcohol, and maybe that's why it turned out ok??

fanclub for the masses

2006-11-08T06:22:00.000-08:00

I was talking to this girl today at a place called blackmarket.dk and she loves my hair so much that she's made a fanclub. All you do in this fanclub is worshipping my hair. So if anyone in here wants to be a mamber, just say so, and I'll make it happen

fog

2006-11-08T05:23:00.000-08:00

the fog has swallowed toronto this morning. i couldn't even the see the CN Tower from outside the university college this morning.
anybody else who have noticed that the canadian umbrellas are twice the size of those in europe? and that the squirrels get the funniest hunchback when they dig down their nuts....?

for fucks sake

2006-11-07T06:04:00.000-08:00

here's the link. I did write it in my last post, but this thing called the internet doesn't like me...
http://magesaar.mymusic.dk/

now song by magesår

2006-11-07T06:03:00.000-08:00

I know no-one really likes our music, but I'm gonna have to tell you guy this anyways. We've recorded a new song. This one is about christ, allah and buddah! enjoy

Modern Halloween

2006-10-30T05:51:00.000-08:00

instead of spiders, witches and what else is suppose to scare you on halloween, how about:
- terrorism
- sars
- sexually transmitted diseases
- global warming
- deforestation

would make one hell of a good halloween

Michael Moore hates America

2006-10-22T07:20:00.000-07:00

I just saw this movie called Michael Moore hates America. It's made just like that Roger and me movie M. Moore made where he tries to track down the owner of gerenal motors for an interview, just here, someone tries to track down M Moore for an interviw. Check it out!

17.10.06

2006-10-17T17:57:00.000-07:00

julie's day 17.10.06
-rain
-rain all day
-people have umbrellas that are twice the size of the ones in europe
-we cored 10 trees......very exciting....it actually was
-measured height, DBH, did prism sweep and canopy cover
-saw the biggest mushroom ever (20 cm or more in diameter and it looked like something from outer space)
-walked in fields that would have been great to hide in if you were chased by a killer
-got wet

the first snow

2006-10-12T17:29:00.000-07:00

so we (the whole MFC class) went on a fieldtrip 3 hours south of Toronto today. It started off with rain, then hail and in the end it was snowing. it was cold, but well cool as well.....snow in the middle of october......global warming....

return of the elle ey you

2006-10-10T20:39:00.000-07:00

i thought i'd just let you know that we're still getting visitors from search engines on our blog. the three top phrases that people search for to find our blog are as follows:

communist nazi jew
boten anna vacation
arsching

brings a tear to your eye doesn't it? ..our mammas are proud i'm sure

awesome :]

recap of the first half of the week

2006-10-04T08:47:00.000-07:00

we had louise over for dinner and drinks and played trivial pursuit
it has rained a lot (and still does)
been panicking over the course
panicking over stats
and then panicking some more.......
lets see what the rest of the week will bring

good weekend

2006-10-02T06:23:00.000-07:00

laurence and i have had a very exciting weekend. we saw two women who were gonna eat cake for twelve hours, we saw two racoons, two chipmunks and lots of trees. and there was lots of rain involved as well. altogether a very good weekend.

A boyfriend, but still in the closet

2006-10-01T07:47:00.000-07:00

I've gotten a boyfriend. He's name is Asker and it is the guy I married at Roskilde. You guys might know him as the poncho-guy. We're both straight and we have an open relationship, so we can still fuck around. I guess we both just wanted to be close to someone. I'm not sure. It made perfect sence after a few beers yesterday! Anyways, I'm very happy about this:)

A boyfriend, but still in the closet

2006-10-01T07:44:00.000-07:00

I've gotten a boyfriend everyone!! He's name is Asker. It's the guy I married at roskilde. We're both straight and we have an open relationship so we can still fuck around. I guess we just wanted someone to be close to or somthing like that. It made perfect sence after a few beers yesterday! Anyways, I'm really happy about this:)

2006-09-30T13:48:00.000-07:00

i just read through some old posts on regiciders, man the crap we wrote was amazing. this is to emil and lars....i really miss living with you guys. and is hitler still up in the kitchen?

regicide in the real world

2006-09-20T08:04:00.000-07:00

in my book i'm reading it mentions "regicide"

does that mean we're famous?

um, anyway..

oh btw, it's a shame killing the pope wouldn't count as regicide

the futon is waiting.....

2006-09-19T17:40:00.000-07:00

so we have now got our apartment sorted. there is finally furniture in the living room, in the shape of a futon. and you know what that means.....someone needs to try it out so we are just waiting for guests to come over.
other than that there isn't much to report on. i have started uni and laurence has found his essential comic book stores.

found a place to live

2006-08-30T20:41:00.000-07:00

laurence and i arrived in toronto very late on sunday night, and spent all monday and tuesday looking for an apartment. tuesday night we were quite successfull and saw to great places right after each other. if only one of them had been crap then we wouldn't have spent hours tuesday thinking about what place to chose. the first place was a basement apartment in a very nice area and it seemed easy enough to rent it. the second one was an apartment in a high rise building (a bit more expensive) on 22nd floor, but the whole thing seemed very complicated. so in the end we went for the basement apartment and i am convinced we made a good decision. and there is plenty of space for guest (hint, hint). so we have been out today starting the shopping spree of kitchen things. we are going to ikea tomorrow to find a bed (hopefully).
but we are having a great time and we really like the city. and there are some great areas here, some great veggie restaurants and the prices are about half of home.
so come and visit everyone...

a new song

2006-08-28T18:11:00.000-07:00

So, me and kenneth got together on night and recorded a song. It's about beer...big surprise!!!

The song can be found at http://magesaar.mymusic.dk/
click on the 'øl-sangen' link. I'll post the lyrics as well just for the same of completion...

Kåre Wilock og Carl I. hagen
Tattoer et jævla hakekors på magen

I drink beer beer cause I'a drunk
I drink beer cause I'm a punk
Give me a beer, I wanna get buzzed
Getting wasted is my only lust

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
oi oi oi

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
oi oi oi

I drink beer beer cause I'm drunk
I drink beer cause I'm a punk
Give me a beer, I wanna get buzzed
Getting wasted is my only lust

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
oi oi oi

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
oi oi oi

moving

2006-08-27T04:44:00.000-07:00

so laurence and i have been on the "road" for about two weeks. we moved out of the apartment in copenhagen, drove with laurence's parents down europe through germany (travel journal for emil coming later), the netherlands, belgium and france. took the tunnel over and arrived in rugby. have been in brighton, london and birmingham, seen people and otherwise spent time with the lovely yashi. in a couple of hours we are off to birmingham international, flying to toronto where we will be for the next 16 months. updates to come later.....

song about mein arsch

2006-08-02T12:10:00.000-07:00

Here's a little song I wrote. It's not really news or any good at all, but being afraid that this page is as dead as hitlers balls, I post the lyrics anyways....

The g8 is the party of the year.
Bono and Bush are both gonna be there.
People are wasted, Rice is pulling Blair.
They all stopped puking, guess they're out of beer.

This greedy institution known as group of eight
pulls all the strings of the third world fate.
Debt cancelation is they're primary bate
yet it doesn't happen in this group of hate

You leave your promises and shit on the poor.
You're a rightwing pimp and they're your whore.
Promote corporate facism just to get some more.
I know what you're thinking: "equality's such a bore!"

Guess what g8, we'll crash your next ball.
We'll make your institutions crumble and fall.
Not one will survive, we will take them all.
Stand up and fight, this is a global call

Chorus??? haha

Gonna take a dump on the WTO
Gonna choke the IMF with a ball of cookie dough
Gonna rape the world bank with a crossbow
Gonna tell George Bush "he's a stupid fucking hoe"

Boten Anna

2006-07-29T06:27:00.000-07:00

Just wanna pay my respect to Basshunter. I'm still not tired of that song Boten Anna. That song must have been the greates invention since the wheel and hot water! All hail Basshunter

My summer vacation

2006-07-19T12:37:00.000-07:00

My summer vacation (which is not really a vacation since all I do is work) is going pretty well. My work is good + I passed my xam. I didn't really get a very good grade, but I did pass, so I'm satisfied. Life in Oslo is pretty warm and quiet. Not too much going on here. This is very random...just felt like I had to update my current situation.

very crap summer job that i hate

2006-07-11T10:31:00.000-07:00

sincere apologies for not having posted in ages. i am not going to give you any excuse.
so i am all finished at uni here in copenhagen and i survived economics.
the reason for this post was to complain about my new summerjob. which i thought would be quite good. i am a sort of janitor person assistant and i get to be outside everyday. which is quite nice. the problem is that the guy i am working for is never satisfied with what i am doing. either i am not doing it well enough, and if i then try to correct it and do it better, i spend too long. it's such a hassle. and then he complains more that i don't do this and that good enough. i really hate it now and almost (actually do) wish i would get fired so don't have to go anymore. but i don't really think i can quit cos i have signed a contract and all that. now i don't wanna go to work tomorrow.

grr argh fuck

2006-06-15T11:29:00.000-07:00

my stupid website server is still down. my hosting company are boring middle class losers. i hate them all. these are the guys you see in the supermarket buying a pack of six beers and several ready meals. i hope they choke on their tv dinner while watching their capital driven football. and i hope their team loses. hey, everyone loses in football, apart from the players and the assholes who buy and sell them. but then at least footballers don't steal your water and try and sell it back to you once they've poisoned it. but anyway, the point is their all fools. my stupid hosting company. these are guys who dvd collections take up a whole wall of their two room flat. sorry, pad. they care more about their entertainment system than ..well, my website i suppose.

summer

2006-06-06T06:36:00.000-07:00

it's the summer and summer means being outside and not inside where the smelly computer is. other things that are smelly are dumpters, turned into culture farms in the sun. the weather is messed up, like it's broken or something. this morning you could bake a potato in the sun but by the afternoon it had already rained. now the potato isn't even good for mash.

you missed the carnival and you missed the fireworks.

that's all.

Exam in development economics

2006-05-28T09:48:00.000-07:00

I'm having my dreaded exam on wednesday. I've been studying my balls of for fucking ages, so I think I can pull it off! I'll keep you all up to date on this joyous event!

still not dead

2006-05-04T10:58:00.000-07:00

Regiciders is alive and well. It's just that the people running it are living in the fast lane and hardly have time to post all the exciting stuff that happens. Just today, I won the nobel peace price, hacked into the pentagons main computer, while spell checking mein kampf II (the ressurection of Hitler happened last week, so I won't add that to this list, which is only for today), found the Loch Ness monster and intelligent life in the space sector Nigel 4, and all of this while I was on my way in a concorde heading for the southpole to say Hello to my mane penguin friends.

broken arm and yellow snow

2006-04-16T06:29:00.000-07:00

laurence and i went to norway for easter. was lots of snow there and we went skiing, but the "føre" wasn't very good. but it was good anyway, and i think laurence liked the snow. until he fell on skiis and broke his arm. he's got the biggest bruise on his arm, it's almost black. except for that we had a good time playing in the snow, making yellow snow in the middle of the night, eating waffles made with sparkling water and playing trivial pursuit and myer.

Back from scotland

2006-04-11T09:23:00.000-07:00

so, as you probably figured out from the title, I AM back from scotland. I did not get to drink any whisky or find the loch ness monster, but I did eat a lot of cheese and moderate amounts of beer. It was a very nice hollidays with big dumps and smelly farts. I don't think I've ever endured so much gas in my hole life. Matters not though. We also coined a new expression:
When you fart and you think it might have followed through, so you might have shit yourself, you can say "I think I William Shatnered myself"!

peace causes conflict

2006-04-09T11:15:00.000-07:00

so we seem to have been very slack about regiciders. we have been neglecting it. not good.
who would have thought that peace would cause conflict. emil had decided to hang his peace flag outside his window, which looks out into our garden. before the peace flag was the un flag. and no one said anything about it. a man came and rang our doorbell. laurence thought it was one of lars' friends, so he went to get him. a whole lot of talking was done in danish. and it turns out that the guy with some other people in the house here had decided that they did not like the peace flag. it was not that it was a peaceflag apparently, it was a matter of something hanging on the outside of the building and it wasn't looking nice or something like that. so we had to take it down. now it is up in the window inside. all we wanna do now is get a flagpole in the garden and put it up there. then it would not be "on" the building.

flying the flags (regi con one)

2006-03-30T01:14:00.000-08:00

the danish flags are all out. on the front ofs buildings, on the sides of buses. what's the special occasion?

i think we're in need of some half-mast action

i think we're in need of some regicide

'm going to scotland

2006-03-28T03:11:00.000-08:00

so, as you probably figured out from the title, I AM going to scotland. Gonna leave thursday morning and I'm comming back on tuesday, nearly two weeks later! I plan to eat cheddar cheese, drink beer and whisky and find the loch ness monster (which apparently is an elephant). yey

not dead

2006-03-20T03:06:00.000-08:00

i think i've been neglecting the regiciders blog recently. i blame myself for having two other blogs. but pyah.

so saturday was the third anniversery of the iraq war. you'd be forgiven for forgetting it still even existed (actually, no you wouldn't). julie was earning her keep and emil was knee deep in his, so it was up to me to put in some regicider anti-war representation.

i spent the whole day shouting "NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR" and "PEACE YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS", neither of which are as dumb as "warfare is well fair". that's just fucking stupid. halfway into town i managed to get people in the protest march to align themselves so that from above they would read "FUCK THA POLITI", a special message to the police helicopters with their 2000ad style search lights (you're right, i shouldn't have said that). once in town i managed to spray paint "ALL GOVERNMENTS ARE MURDERERS" in seven foot high letters across the front of the parliment building, without being caught or anything.

all of the above is true, especially the bit about "death from above!!!".

start the riot! (i would die for peanut butter)

I've got pink hair now

2006-03-14T03:39:00.000-08:00

I've got pink hair now
http://img52.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ego5ru.jpg

it's such a small world

2006-03-08T11:22:00.000-08:00

so a customer asked me the other day where i was from, and said he used to live next to a family called keller in jylland. he turned out to have been in the same class as my aunt, and he remebers my mum and uncle as well. and also how my grand dad used to cycle to work everyday. so weird how the world is so small.

so God loves me after all

2006-03-05T04:07:00.000-08:00

I'm happy to tell you all that I'm finally getting the respect and recognition from the right-wing community that I deserve! After years and years of worshipping the allmighty God, he has blessed me with a beer.
At the clawfinger concert yesterday, we (me and Laurence) talked to these two drunk-johnny cash loving-extreme reich wing-guys, who thought I looked really cool, so they bought me a beer!
Thank you God!

on self-promotion (a lesson in search marketing)

2006-03-04T03:13:00.000-08:00

so incase you havn't noticed, or were wondering why i havn't raved about our most recent finds amongst the garbage of our beloved rotting city.. i have created a new blog! a blog that captures every daring and exciting moment of our container raiding activities. a blog that shows the world how much it wastes. a blog that unites everything that is held down under the shadow of captialism. a blog that seperates the rats from the.. er. okay i'll just shut the fuck up talking rubbish and give you the url:

http://www.emoware.org/dumpster-diving.asp

regicide on

update

2006-03-02T10:33:00.000-08:00

so maybe (for no good reason but to post on the blog) i can update people that julie is no longer temping at ikea. she is currently working at gad (again) in charge of "papir", in other words stationary section. that sounds lame. but it is ok. and i get money.
laurence is currently making mushroom creme stuff together with home made pasta. if any of you out there hasn't experienced his cooking, you have really missed out.

google loves communist nazi jews

2006-03-01T09:07:00.000-08:00

this is too funny, google ranks us top for [communist nazi jew]

too funny. something should be done about it.

as an aside, my site also ranks top for [container raiding].. *sigh* we rock so hard there's no time to roll!

swaztikas

2006-02-27T12:06:00.000-08:00

as all the habitants of 'ved amagerport 12 st.th' probably know, there has been some talk about the layout of the page. Some people think the swaztikas are a bit too much. To that, I can only say, the regime under staling (I'm referring to the communist stars), was pretty bad compared to nazi germany if we considder the casualties. Anyways, here's a list over things we could change the swaztikas to if we should change them...:

up-side-down crosses
american flags
even bigger swaztikas
a picture of my girlfriend sofie (sofie insisted I put this on the list)
an anarchist A
a pentagram

Please vote guys! This is a very important matter! And guys, lets try to be compusmentis about this!

on container raiding in amager

2006-02-22T08:36:00.000-08:00

we've been out and we've been busy.

firstly, wasting perfectly good food should be a crime. and supermarkets already owe us plenty for their crimes against the environment, agriculture and local economies. they throw out edible food everyday. this is food which should instead be given to people who actually need it, the hungry and the homeless.

that isn't us exactly, but since the food is being binned the only reasonable thing to do is retrieve it (er, reclaim it.. if you will). plus it saves us stacks of cash and we can eat like minor kings (and queens).

the fruits and veg of our labour:

plus some more bread, more oranges, cheese, grapes and boullion.

what we should be doing is distributing it to people who need it more than us. but until then i'm off to make broccoli soup and banana milkshake.

Nazi demo

2006-02-18T08:01:00.000-08:00

So, this weekend I'm at Århus. This city in 'Jylland', which is, in a way, the nazi capital of Denmark! There was a demonstration today, held by the nazis, so I joined my friends + others activists, in showing resistance, by meeting up. It was a peaceful demonstration and no-one got hurt, by the cops or the nazis. It was fucking shocking though, to see soo many nazis at onne place. I haven't really seen to many nazis before, so this was pretty fucking crazy! Anyways, we're still pretty paranoid cause we're gonna go out tonight and the nazis are probably out.
Fuck nazism!

cheese (making of)

2006-02-15T14:40:00.000-08:00

just cos i want a piece of the action, and seconds before midnight..

we're now making our own cheese.

maybe it's something to do with denmark having a smaller indian population than england, but you can't get good indian goods here. there's no fresh coriander, there's no decent naan bread, and there's no paneer. so i decided to learn how make our own and it's pretty easy.

you need a litre or two of full fat milk, which you bring to the boil and then remove from the heat. then add juice of a lemon so that it curdles. and when it's proper curdled your poor that shit through a tea towel and tie it up to strain for
40 mins. then you've got yourself some awesome paneer.

and don't forget kids! you need to fry it! ..and add a bit of salt

containerraid at fakta

2006-02-15T13:57:00.000-08:00

We went conteinerraiding (or skipping) tonight. Me and sofie found out where the food is thrown out at fakta and going there tonight proved to be very spray! We got a whole plastic bag of food, including a pizza, and apple sauce!

amusement at ikea bistro

2006-02-15T07:16:00.000-08:00

the funniest thing i saw yesterday:
two women in bhurkas ordering elleven slizes of pizzza

and i have now got a job as a saturday postwoman

drug charges at christiania

2006-02-12T01:38:00.000-08:00

so we (laurence, my mum and me) went for a little walk at christiania yesterday, but that turned out to not be the best idea. we were just minding our own buisness drinking outside the Nemo cafe when the police showed up and charged us all for possession of marijuana. they then searched us all, and they even wanted me to take my shoes off in case i had hidden lots of stuff in my shoes, like you do. they also asked my mum if she was hanging around at christiania alot. since they didn't find anything the charges were dropped. whatever happened to innocent until proven otherwise?