regiciders

regiciding in the new world order

onsdag, februar 15, 2006

the funniest thing i saw yesterday:
two women in bhurkas ordering elleven slizes of pizzza

and i have now got a job as a saturday postwoman

At 11:14 AM, Grilly said...: did they have that many children, or are you implying that they were using the bhurka to cover up how rediculously fat they were? what a great idea. all women should try it.

i'm not actually being sexist. i'm implying that there is some enjoymenty to be gained out of being fat, but it makes you unnatractive so people don't generally do it, but if people could be fat and no one would know, they'd definitely to that.

and i've got a job as well! yay us!
mine's not as good as yours.
you could get a job as a lollipop lady in the week. that's what i would do. i saw an advert for it.
At 1:58 PM, paperdoll said...: sounds like someone was hungry for western freedom food!
At 2:36 PM, laurence said...: the shit that comes out of your mouth, grilly ;]

so now you've got a job does that mean you're visiting us sooner? cos like, now you have no excuse, innit?

although.. reading bukowski makes me wanna be a mysogonist. it's not fair.
At 2:37 PM, laurence said...: did they come with freedom mustard?