Back from scotland

so, as you probably figured out from the title, I AM back from scotland. I did not get to drink any whisky or find the loch ness monster, but I did eat a lot of cheese and moderate amounts of beer. It was a very nice hollidays with big dumps and smelly farts. I don't think I've ever endured so much gas in my hole life. Matters not though. We also coined a new expression:
When you fart and you think it might have followed through, so you might have shit yourself, you can say "I think I William Shatnered myself"!