so God loves me after all

I'm happy to tell you all that I'm finally getting the respect and recognition from the right-wing community that I deserve! After years and years of worshipping the allmighty God, he has blessed me with a beer.
At the clawfinger concert yesterday, we (me and Laurence) talked to these two drunk-johnny cash loving-extreme reich wing-guys, who thought I looked really cool, so they bought me a beer!
Thank you God!