broken arm and yellow snow

laurence and i went to norway for easter. was lots of snow there and we went skiing, but the "føre" wasn't very good. but it was good anyway, and i think laurence liked the snow. until he fell on skiis and broke his arm. he's got the biggest bruise on his arm, it's almost black. except for that we had a good time playing in the snow, making yellow snow in the middle of the night, eating waffles made with sparkling water and playing trivial pursuit and myer.

Back from scotland

so, as you probably figured out from the title, I AM back from scotland. I did not get to drink any whisky or find the loch ness monster, but I did eat a lot of cheese and moderate amounts of beer. It was a very nice hollidays with big dumps and smelly farts. I don't think I've ever endured so much gas in my hole life. Matters not though. We also coined a new expression:
When you fart and you think it might have followed through, so you might have shit yourself, you can say "I think I William Shatnered myself"!

peace causes conflict

so we seem to have been very slack about regiciders. we have been neglecting it. not good.
who would have thought that peace would cause conflict. emil had decided to hang his peace flag outside his window, which looks out into our garden. before the peace flag was the un flag. and no one said anything about it. a man came and rang our doorbell. laurence thought it was one of lars' friends, so he went to get him. a whole lot of talking was done in danish. and it turns out that the guy with some other people in the house here had decided that they did not like the peace flag. it was not that it was a peaceflag apparently, it was a matter of something hanging on the outside of the building and it wasn't looking nice or something like that. so we had to take it down. now it is up in the window inside. all we wanna do now is get a flagpole in the garden and put it up there. then it would not be "on" the building.